i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
I made it through the first day of school. Give me all the awards! Haha. No please don’t. ;)
I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script
that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD
You are my hero.
You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?
THAT IS GORGEOUS
heterochromia is one of the coolest aesthetics the human body can muster
a very groovy mutation
Thank you, Charles Xavier.
This is so beautiful!
my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”