wtf kind of turtle is that
science of tumblr can you please explain this
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though
The villain still pursues her
The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short.
I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”
Bam! Omg I’m dying
Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY
Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)
the stars on the american flag are actually asterisks for all the restrictions on the freedom it boasts
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
ginnys-bitch said: good luck in your weight loss, I'm sure you'll look fab no matter how you get on x
Aww thank you! ❤️
doinq-fine said: Good Luck. Remember to track your progress and goal. 🌸💚✌
It’s going to he rough but I’ve started tracking everything. I’m ready for it! After I graduate high school next year, I don’t want to gain the freshman 15! Thank you for your support! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
- me: I'm so cute
- me 15 mins later: I hate myself